We think it comes down to jealousy of how cool Mr Jones and all his cousins are, but on occasion might be willing to admit it could be due to the regular love and attention he requires. Nonetheless we have pretty much heard all the jokes non-Landy drivers come up with.
Feel free to add any new ones in the comments section to keep us entertained.
They say 90% of all Land Rovers manufactured are still on the road. The other 10% have reached their destination.
Land Rovers are just like married women…They moan on long journeys, embarrass you in front of friends and you spend more money than you ever expected once you’ve committed yourself to one.
Traffic cops congratulate you when they issue you a speeding ticket!
Q: Why do Land Rovers have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted? A: So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for AA road assistance.
Land Rovers have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4s. That’s because they are always being towed by other vehicles.
Q: Why do Land Rovers always drive in convoy? A: They are playing ‘Who’s The Weakest Link?
Q: Why do Land Rover drivers always wave at each other? A: To show that you have clean hands and haven’t had to do any maintenance today.
Q: Ever wondered why the models are called Series 90, Defender 110, etc? A: Those numbers in the model name indicate their top speeds!
When you drive on a toll road, you’ll notice these yellow emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are four emergency numbers listed: Police, ambulance, fire and…Landrover Service!
Q: What do you find on page 4 and 5 of a Land Rover Owner’s Manual? A: The train & bus timetable.
Q: What is the sport version of a Land Rover? A: When the driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Land Rover with brakes? A: Customized.
Q: What do you do if your Landy gets surrounded by a swarm of killer bees? A: Stop pushing and take refuge inside the vehicle.
Q: Why do the latest models have rear window demisters? A: To keep your hands warm when pushing.
Land Rover dealers have a special promotion this month…Buy one, and you get a dog for free!! Then you don’t have to walk home alone!
They now sell colour coded oil for Landies – you choose the one that matches your paving
Landies don’t leak oil, they mark their territory
On a quiet night in the bush you can hear a Toyota rust
Land Rover owners like a Toyota in front as they become the Land Rovers crumple zone